Thursday, June 3, 2010

Gentle-what?

Communication skills are one thing that, according to theory, sets me apart a bit from other males. To some it may even have had the effect of feminizing me somewhat. But being indoors and cutting out cardboard cartoon ballerinas of my own creation makes up for it.

A theory I saw on the workings of the female mind states that women exceed men in language skills. So office work isn't so inappropriate for them after all.

Women also dream in colour. (Or am I out of date on that?) This would be another feminine characteristic of mine, I'm afraid.

When I think of how gentle I am it makes me want to bash someone's head in.

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